That awkward moment when you raise your hand, and some ass screams the answer out anyways
And I’m thinking DIS Bitch
- Mom: are you ready to leave
- Me: yeah hold on
- 5 minutes later
- Me: Okay I'm ready
- Mom: Okay, but first I have to curl my hair, walk the dogs, watch Gone With The Wind, read this novel, cook enough food for the entire country of Africa, run a 5k marathon, write out my life story by hand, and take a nap
Why I use social network
is for asking people what’s for homework
is there for stalking celebrities
is for listening to music
and tumblr is my life .
(Source: adoremodels)
